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Amber Rose is still trying to get in her last few words of her relationship with Kanye, as if that wasn’t 5 years ago. I checked out the story on NY Daily News. Essentially, Rose told Star Magazine that Kim was a “Homewrecker”. That Kim was sending emails, and pictures (we can assume naked) to her then boyfriend, Kanye West. Supposedly, while Kim was still with Reggie Bush.

Amber Rose then goes on to say that, she did break up with Kanye and Kim broke up with Reggie. After all this took place, (LAWD THE MESS) she then met up with Reggie Bush and they did have a small hooking up session. (Yall smashed in the name of vengeance)

Ok, like what the fcuk? How does Amber Rose, no excuse me, why does Amber Rose feel compelled to share this with the class years later? What in buzz cut hell, does this have to do with anything currently? She says, she wanted to thank Kim for cheating, otherwise she wouldn’t have found her scarecrow Wiz Khalifah. Well, damn bitch if you’re so happy why are you even talking about it?

Oh I know, pick me! Pick me! After the failed attempt at Ford, the failed attempt at a reality show, failed attempt at a shades line. You need relevancy. I’m sure hanging on the wings of Wiz, is not only hard in general due to weight but he’s just not Kanye. I get it boo, you want you own little light to shine, but this is not the answer.

What’s done in the dark comes to light, but this wasn’t the right time or your light to really shine. If you are happy with Wiz go be happy, quit worrying about what Kim is doing. Clearly she has that whole staying relevant thing down to a science… Or hmmm, is this because it’s rumored Kim K and Reggie Bush are getting back together…Blah too many dumb, not needed reasons.

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So Deion Sanders called into my favorite morning show K104FM Morning Show with my favorite ladies Lady Jade and DeeDee. He told them that Pilar’s lawyer fabricated or embellished about her wanting to get back together. He goes on state that, Deiondra was just defending him, but she should have took a higher route. Yall just have to be the judge of it, give it a listen!

Zeralyn’s thoughts: This is some real made for TV type of drama. If they make a Lifetime or low budget BET movie can I play the ghetto mail lady. It’s been rumors of him cheating, it’s been rumors of her cheating. Who Cares?! Why can’t this just be a simple procedure like getting your back popped? If they both are cool with one another, and they both want a damn divorce, go get one. All these, TMZ and MTO reports are making me want to stay out of the marriage license office…

If God is the center of their life, give it to him and move on. I’m tired!

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Sooooooo once upon a time, the above picture was my default on Twitter. This was in late 2009, and it made a many a thirst traps for actors, rappers and athletes. Or as I like to call them Rapletes. Many men jumped into my dm box talking about nothing and how they wanted to beat and skeet. I laughed and flirted heavily but nothing ever came of it. Until, one day I was watching Tyra Banks. She had a woman on the show that was talking about how to get far with men. Her advice was to make the first move and always with a compliment. Now, I couldn’t believe this, I use that at work all the time. But, I never thought to bring it outside of the work place.

So I decided that day to use the tip on some random person. So I had seen this particular raplete in my Timeline before. Then, one day someone Retweeted him into my timeline, (This will all be foreign to you if you don’t use Twitter) I @ him and said “Wow, your fcukkin sexy.”… Suddenly, he told me to follow him and I did.

Immediately, we began to talk back and forth via dm until maybe a few days later he sent me his number. We chatted heavily via text and exchanged pictures. I am never one to really put my face on a nakedy picture so I didn’t.( I will say, somewhere people do have topless pics with my face, but that’s about it LOL)

So we talked and texted maybe a week when suddenly he asked, can I fly you to Denver? Of course I agreed and within 48 hours I arrived at DIA. He had a car service pick me up and I arrived at his apartment.(FOOLISH) Within hours we were having sex, (Yes I too do hoe shit) and we went to Grand Lux. I ordered a Salisbury Steak. To this day my friend Kapri teases me about fcuking for steak.

None the less, I hung around a few days and went back home. We talked a little after that, but that was pretty much it. The basic moral of this story is to let you know that these men are predators on social sites. They pretend to like you and will fcuk you and send your ass back home. There are no feelings involved, they see some ass they want and purchase a ticket. I honestly would have felt better if he had gave me the money and not Delta.

As much as I like to pretend like I don’t care, and have no feelings, I do. So, I have learned to stop falling for the okie doke. Don’t be a notch on one of these losers belts. Demand that they fly you out, put you in a hotel and DO NOT FCUK them. If they get mad, oh well was nothing gained or lost. But, at least you don’t have another stupid body count.
Don’t have a Twitter #fail, treat these men like investors. Take the highest bidder… (*Bids aren’t limited to financially, it can be whatever your are yearning for*)

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Well damn! Many sites, (Google if you don’t believe me) are reporting that Katy Perry is going to link up with Rihanna to an island or some sort. Possibly, Barbados or Mexico to discuss the latest events of Katy’s Divorce. (Sounds like some hoe shit to me personally) But, thats not even the kicker to me any how. Russel Brand and Katy Perry did not have a prenup, therefore it is said that Brand may receive up to 31 million!!!!

Girl what the fcuk were you sipping on? You should have kissed some lawyers with some papers and liked that shit. Now this piss poor ass actor is about to get your monies! I wanna know what is making Katy run to Rihanna? Because, this was the same chick, who didn’t attend your wedding. But hmmmmm, did she tell you not to rush into this marriage? Rihanna, is a tad off but she probably saw this coming.

Oh well Katy, give that fool his money and be done with it, don’t sit up and fight it out. See will he just settle. He is such a bum for this move. She should have stayed with that other boy, what was his name? *Runs to Google* Travis McCoy, he seemed liked he wouldn’t have pulled any mess like this. Well, I guess after Mel Gibson’s ex getting 400+ millions and Vanessa Bryant expected to get hundreds of millions. This is a win for the men… PRESSSSSSSSED!

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I took this picture from SandraRose.I think she may have a little crushy on Savannah, she always likes to report on her lol *jealous* Anywho, Seems as if Lebron is ready to step away from the Baby Daddy Syndrome and enter Man side. He proposed to the mother of his two kids, and hit her with a very large rock indeed! I don’t have the logistics as far as cost, clarity, cut. But, it looks to be a very nice setting from the picture shown.

I hope he doesn’t pull a Carmello, and wait even more years to finally walk down the aisle with her. She seems to be a pretty cool chick, past all those Rashard Lewis rumors. I love the fact she’s at the game with regular clothes on. When I go to games, I wear regular clothes and minimal make-up. No need to do thee most. For what? Specially in her case, she caught her a baller. Why do the extraness if that’s not the lane she is trying to be in.

Good for them, hopefully within 2012 I will be reporting a wedding.

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I used this pic from my birthday because that was one of my more happier moments this year… I didn’t have a bad year, but it wasn’t as profitable or happy as I would have liked it to have been. I did however, enjoy my trip to Hawaii with one of my favorite people in the world… James or @Blogonblast on Twitter. I lost and gained some people in my life. 2012 has a lot of promises in store for me, and I want anyone who is Zeralyn.Com supporter to continue to rock with me this year. Thank you all! God Bless…

Oh and if your wondering why my hair looks crazy, I had the worse hangover of my life the day before and missed my hair appointment. I had to wig it out LOL…

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In case you didn’t already know, Alice & Olivia is one of my favorite brands of clothing… Since I follow them on Twitter I ran across a contest they are doing for NYE…

All you have to do is tweet them a picture in your Alice & Olivia dress on NYE and you could win a $200 gift card…

Fore more information check out their Website. As well as follow them on Twitter.

Here is a little background to familiarize you with the brand. Alice + Olivia has grown into a 50 million dollar brand including a men’s line and a children’s line since its launch at Barneys in 2002. Designer Stacey Bendet, designs the Alice + Olivia women’s and kids collections in addition to a shoe collection.

So get into Alice & Olivia…Don’t be pressed!

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Well, and we thought gays were ruining the sanctity of marriage? Only being married a little over a year, both Katy Perry and Russell Brand have both been spotted NOT wearing their wedding rings. I actually thought these two would make it considering they are both a little quirky. I guess not even the strange can find love in a hopeless place.

*Did anyone see the subtweets about loving each other between Chris Brown and Rihanna yesterday on Twitter?* Talk about about love is pain…

Well, luckily they had no kids so, if this really is the preface before a divorce, there are no sad kiddos! Ah well, I thought Katy could have did a little better than that anyway. On a lighter note, breakups make the music…

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Thugged Out, also Known as Mutt and Jeff has some very exciting things heading your way this year in 2012. A part of DIrty Game Reocrds, the rap duo who are twin brothers have benn making waves since 2009.

As the featured artists of the week, the two have been featured in XXL and Source magaine… Check Out their song Swagged Out, I worked out to it this morning!

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